HEAD LICE IS A FARSE
farmerjoeseph
Omaha, Nebraska | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Black
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Feet
Body Art
Branded, Secret Piercings, Scarred
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Rodent, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes
The Farmer In Me
What kind of tractor do you prefer?
what the fuck is a tractor
Why is dating a farmer better?
because we get all the pus
How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?
Somewhat
What do you like most about your work?
all the pus
How big is the farm you work on?
large
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Homemaker
My Speciality Is
Student
My Job Title Is
school bus driver
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Kid(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Anti-social, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Gardening, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Sleeping, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
we're at the vietnam convention. Vietcon. we're eating meat on the floor. preserved. i touch your left knee and slowly snake into your knee pit. it is nice.
I've Always Wanted To Try
eating meat out of a tube
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Scientology
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
meat
My Kind Of Humor Is
I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read
Home & Garden, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
arsin, combat simulations, noosing myself and others (squirrels, meat
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Power, Oddities
What Do You Look For?
george washington look-a-likes
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter