if you were a booger, i'd pick you first

I Can Speak

Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hindi, Tagalog, Binary, Polish, Turkish, Czech, Serbian

I Would Describe Myself As

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
No, don't touch that!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
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We are Number One
Hey!
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We are Number One
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We are Number One
Hey!
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We are Number One
Hey!
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Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, African American, Asian, European, Indian, Middle Eastern, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Other

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Other

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm

Willing To Relocate

No

What kind of tractor do you prefer?

i prefer a 2006 honda civic

What does your farm mostly consist of?

Crops

Why is dating a farmer better?

because farmers get all the hoes

Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?

I own it

How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?

Extremely

What do you like most about your work?

working with hoes

How big is the farm you work on?

a few acres this a way, a few acres that a way

My Education Level Is

Some High School

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

Korean Sweatshop Worker

I Make This Much In A Year

More Than $150,000USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Like A Fish

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Tv, Movies, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars

An Ideal First Date Would Be

you making me looser than a goose

I've Always Wanted To Try

pepsi cola

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Scientology

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Socialist

My Goal In Life Is

to be exactly like my hero, whos name i cannot yet disclose, but we all know who he is (ill give you a hint, it sounds like Ronald Ray Rump)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Sadistic, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Latin, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

getting so damm high, then getting looser than a goose

What Do You Find Attractive?

Good Looks

What Do You Look For?

a hoe to make me looser than a goose

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter