Match energy pretty well, don't test me.
Unholysoul666
Houston, Texas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Benjamin
I Can Speak
English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Greek
I Would Describe Myself As
In the depths of rural darkness, where the moon dips into the horizon and paints the sky with hues of crimson and gold, there exists a creature of unholy legend – the Vampire Farmer.
This monstrous being tends to a land of eternal twilight, where crops grow with an otherworldly vigor, fed by the very blood that sustains the vampire's undead existence. The air is heavy with the stench of decay and death, yet the soil is fertile with the promise of new life.
Duties of the Vampire Farmer:
1. *Nocturnal Planting*: Under the light of the full moon, the vampire farmer plants seeds imbued with dark magic, ensuring a bounty of crops that thrive in the shadows.
2. *Blood Irrigation*: With each rising moon, the vampire farmer waters the crops with the blood of the living, infusing the soil with an unholy essence that accelerates growth.
3. *Shadow Pruning*: With bony fingers, the vampire farmer prunes the crops, shaping them to reach for the darkness above, as if in reverence to the night itself.
4. *Harvesting under the Blood Moon*: When the moon hangs low and red in the sky, the vampire farmer reaps the rewards of his labor, gathering crops that shimmer with an eerie, ethereal light.
5. *Guarding the Land*: Ever vigilant, the vampire farmer protects his domain from intruders, using his supernatural powers to ward off any who dare to trespass on his unholy land.
6. *Communing with the Darkness*: In the still of the night, the vampire farmer converses with the shadows themselves, listening to the whispers of the ancient dead, and honoring the darkness that sustains him.
As the seasons pass, the vampire farmer's power grows, his connection to the land deepening, and his crops flourishing with an unnatural vitality. And when the moon is new, and the darkness is at its most profound, the vampire farmer disappears into the shadows, waiting for the next cycle of the harvest, and the eternal dance with the darkness that sustains him... ~B.Hilo~
This monstrous being tends to a land of eternal twilight, where crops grow with an otherworldly vigor, fed by the very blood that sustains the vampire's undead existence. The air is heavy with the stench of decay and death, yet the soil is fertile with the promise of new life.
Duties of the Vampire Farmer:
1. *Nocturnal Planting*: Under the light of the full moon, the vampire farmer plants seeds imbued with dark magic, ensuring a bounty of crops that thrive in the shadows.
2. *Blood Irrigation*: With each rising moon, the vampire farmer waters the crops with the blood of the living, infusing the soil with an unholy essence that accelerates growth.
3. *Shadow Pruning*: With bony fingers, the vampire farmer prunes the crops, shaping them to reach for the darkness above, as if in reverence to the night itself.
4. *Harvesting under the Blood Moon*: When the moon hangs low and red in the sky, the vampire farmer reaps the rewards of his labor, gathering crops that shimmer with an eerie, ethereal light.
5. *Guarding the Land*: Ever vigilant, the vampire farmer protects his domain from intruders, using his supernatural powers to ward off any who dare to trespass on his unholy land.
6. *Communing with the Darkness*: In the still of the night, the vampire farmer converses with the shadows themselves, listening to the whispers of the ancient dead, and honoring the darkness that sustains him.
As the seasons pass, the vampire farmer's power grows, his connection to the land deepening, and his crops flourishing with an unnatural vitality. And when the moon is new, and the darkness is at its most profound, the vampire farmer disappears into the shadows, waiting for the next cycle of the harvest, and the eternal dance with the darkness that sustains him... ~B.Hilo~
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
The Farmer In Me
What kind of tractor do you prefer?
IDC I can drive anything with wheels, some things without em ;p
What does your farm mostly consist of?
Crops
Why is dating a farmer better?
Because nothing beats being at home on the country side, city folks drive me crazy lol
Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?
I work for someone else
How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?
Somewhat
What do you like most about your work?
Another day another dollar!
How big is the farm you work on?
It was over 100 acres of land, it was my grandparents property...
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Military
My Job Title Is
1st lieutenant
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Cars, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Fishing or Netflix and chill...
I've Always Wanted To Try
Deer hunting with frags lol
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Perfect, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Growing old with my woman, and raising A happy family!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Fantasy, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Mathematics, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Technical, I'm An Author, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Working hard, and making my woman smile everyday!
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Sensitivity, Humor, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
I don't want anything from my woman except family and love...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate, Committed