I need a farmer

First name

Rhonda

I Would Describe Myself As

I faintly remember how this all started. I believe I was four when I decided I was going to be Mrs Elvis Presley. That didn't work out, so I went a couple rungs down and opted for the guy on the white horse. So while I waited for that dude, I somehow had three kids. No horseman has shown up, so I'm going to go a few more rungs down and try the mail-order Russian bride plan. You can call me Natasha and I'll bring vodka.

My man wish list would be an intellectual (not the hillbilly type) who speaks properly, writes a good letter and takes care of his teeth. I'd also like him to have a tractor, a bulldozer and a trencher.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian