I'd save a horse to have me a Cowboy! 😉

First name

Amanda

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm sassy, classy, and smartassy. So if you're looking for the 1950's housewife type that's quiet and demure then I ain't the one for you, baby. Facts. I'm outspoken, opinionated, and very sarcastic. I absolutely 💯 love animals. Probably have more in common with feral varmints than people sometimes. I'm a cat person so I enjoy a companion animal that's ornery and cantankerous af. I totally get their attitude because it's ingrained in their feisty personality kinda like mine. I'm a tomboy that still likes to wear makeup, jewelry, and have pretty nails. My grandfather used to call me a glamor-tom. Lol! I love fishing, hunting trips (I'll be rock hounding, scouting for small critters, or on occasion find myself being the bird dog to fetch the carcass whilst the new dog sits on it's hind quarters secretly snickering to itself.), camping, hiking, scaling the countryside for priceless souvenirs, and just veering off the beaten path in general. I also enjoy working on cars, electronics, and miscellaneous household items. Frankensteining my stepfather calls it. Tear it apart to see if you can figure out how to put it back together. Growing up I helped my grandfather a lot with a bit of everything. So I know most of my tools, how to use them, and what you can redneck engineer to get er done so to speak. I'm an excellent flashlight 🔦 holder for projects in the dark. Take that comment however you'd like. Lmao! I'm not one of those women you'll find standing in a chair shrieking if I see a creepy crawly (even the arachnid variety) or a mouse. I can catch mice better than some felines bare handed without being bitten! I promise you'll never find a woman like me.
As far as what I'm looking for in a man... Well, honest, responsible, loyally faithful, and mostly clear headed is always nice. I apologize if this sounds rude, callus, or shallow. But I like a pretty smile and not a guy that has a mouth full of anything resembling Bubba teeth. A healthy build is a plus. I'm no small woman. So I daydream of being scooped up and carried sometimes for giggles. Anything else is up for debate or discussion. Because if I said something ludicrous like my dream man criteria starts with he must be 6ft then I'd be missing out on some pretty fine ass men that don't quite fit the bill. I will however say an average sized man usually looks me square in the eyes if we go toe to toe. Though in all honesty I try not to do because that's not fair. I have green eyes, full lips, and my mouth or the expressions that cross my face don't need subtitles. I can convey what I'm thinking or want from across a room. No need to rub it in anyone's mug. I've been told I look at handsome men like a nice, juicy, succulent steak on occasion. This is a bona-fide compliment from me. It translates to I think you're finer than frog hair and I'd like to entertain the idea of envisioning doing extracurricular activities with you. Totally a read between the lines comment there. I'm a bad girl that way. The point I was attempting to make is it's awkward if my date is shorter than I. I mean you can talk to my chest but it's not gonna answer you back. Kinda the equivalent of a guy wearing grey sweatpants... Excuse me but my eyes are up here situation will transpire. True Story. If what I've shared thus far doesn't have your curiosity piqued then idk what else to add here. I'm an open book. I have 2 rules about queries though. Do not ask unless you can handle the truth. And I may at some point ask you the same or a variation of that question. Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back. 😌

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian