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OnionsHaveLayers
Helena, Montana | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Japanese, Tagalog, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Feet
Body Art
Fanged, Other
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Exotic Animal
Willing To Relocate
No
The Farmer In Me
What kind of tractor do you prefer?
the green one
What does your farm mostly consist of?
Crops
Why is dating a farmer better?
Damb city slickers think they'er so great, being able to get to the store in five minutes >:(
Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?
I work for someone else
How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?
Extremely
What do you like most about your work?
I like to make Shrek jokes
How big is the farm you work on?
idk, the size of an onion farm??
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Part-time
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is
Grand Myster
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Photography, Internet, Games, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Lets ride a helicopter a kill a moose with Sara Palin and a six pack
I've Always Wanted To Try
making america great again
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Someone They Want To Be
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
to not be scared of the owl exhibit at the zoo. WHY DO THEY NEVER BLINK???
My Kind Of Humor Is
I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Reference
My Idea Of Fun Is
Screaming fire in crowded theaters
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Money
What Do You Look For?
I like men to be tall, beefy, green, and have a Scottish accent.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter