Looking 4 a longhorn to fill out my herd

I Can Speak

English, Binary

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm a strong, robust dairy farmer who is looking for someone(s) to get down in the hay with. I enjoy everything dairy; milk, cheese, cheese curds, yogurt, butter, ice cream...lets get creative. Lactose intolerant need not apply.
I enjoy working with my hands to create works of dairy art. Some may think I'm a bit obsessive with my job, but just think how that will translate to our time together ;)
My other hobbies include bacon, needle-point,and reading mystery novels. My dream vacation would be to travel to the Swiss Alps and spend the day skiing with my close friends. I am outgoing and spunky, and ready to meet a couple who want to explore all I have to offer.

I want people to know understand; I am more than my cows.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, European, Pacific Islander

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Calves

Body Art

Branded, Secret Piercings

My Hair Is

Platinum

I Have One Or More Of These

Horse, Reptile, I Own A Farm

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Dairy Farmer

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Teachers Pet

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Flirtatious, Loud, Outgoing, Party Starter, Fire Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Gambling, Games, Reading, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Mudding followed by a picnic by the lake where we feast on cheese and milk, and end with a adventurous dip in the lake ;)

I've Always Wanted To Try

Mr. B's delight, go carting, Cruising for velvet,

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Once

My Political Views Are

Anarchist

My Goal In Life Is

No regrets. EVER.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Romance

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Folk, Gospel, New age, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Erotica, Horror, Mystery, Poetry, Romance

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity

What Do You Look For?

Adventure, in and out of the hayloft.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate