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MaybeeBaybee
Indianapolis, Indiana | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
always under construction (trying to improve)!
Sarcastic wit, fun, love to laugh...
Looking for what we all want (honesty, friend, more).
Looking for an on-the-ball, honest guy who's got it together. If that's you, hey - maybe we can work something out. :)
I'm honest and loyal, independent and self sufficient. I have a pretty decent sense of humor, sarcastic...
The good and the bad about me is that I'm maybe too honest (or to direct?). You know what they say... often times, our strongest feature is sometimes our best and our worst - all in one.
Some deal breakers with me: I am the anti smoker; I have tattoos, I have 2 pups. I most definitely believe in a higher power; however I have zero interest in organized religions. I swear - sometimes profusely. I will not have any children (biological or adopted).
Your currently existing child(ren): if you have wee little bairns, I'm not for you - I have very strong feelings on what fathers should be doing with their very limited free time with their younger kids, & it's not seeing me. Children closer to their teens or already in their teens, I'm great with. they are starting to build ur own life, and don't necessarily need quite as much interaction with both their parents.
Big (odd) deal breaker: if you drive like a doorknob, press Next. Otherwise you risk pushing me into psycho slayer mode. Not pretty!!
What I am NOT looking for (sorry it's lengthy):
1. Hook-ups, NSA, Sport: Press Next. I want a relationship built on something other than hooking up. So if you’re thinking you’ll meet someone, hook up with them, and see where it goes from there – you probably aren’t shopping for a relationship. That’s more like a hook-up with the potential to become an extended hookup.
2. Poly or Open: not my goal – I want someone I can spend time with who has time available for me (not trying to squeeze me in between the other poly/open peeps in their lives).
3. Affairs: Press Next. If you need to be with others in addition to your wife, respect her enough to have an open marriage instead of cheating on her. That’s a big part of Open – to honestly get needs met elsewhere while maintaining the marriage.
4. LDR or occasional when-you-can-fit-me-in: Long distance doesn’t work for me, and I need you to be bodily present enough to actually have an active relationship.
5. Smoker or "Smoker" - I'm a nonsmoker seeking a nonsmoker. Smoking includes the wacky tabacky, too. Occasional use means every now and again, not every day, not every weekend. If it's truly "Occasional", then it doesn't matter.
Dating: if you are out here, chances are you are talking to multiple peeps. Until we both agree on the words “exclusive relationship”, there really aren’t any relationship guidelines for us. After “exclusive” is said, we should work together to define the relationship.
Sorry y'all gotta tilt to look at sideways picks. :-)
Sarcastic wit, fun, love to laugh...
Looking for what we all want (honesty, friend, more).
Looking for an on-the-ball, honest guy who's got it together. If that's you, hey - maybe we can work something out. :)
I'm honest and loyal, independent and self sufficient. I have a pretty decent sense of humor, sarcastic...
The good and the bad about me is that I'm maybe too honest (or to direct?). You know what they say... often times, our strongest feature is sometimes our best and our worst - all in one.
Some deal breakers with me: I am the anti smoker; I have tattoos, I have 2 pups. I most definitely believe in a higher power; however I have zero interest in organized religions. I swear - sometimes profusely. I will not have any children (biological or adopted).
Your currently existing child(ren): if you have wee little bairns, I'm not for you - I have very strong feelings on what fathers should be doing with their very limited free time with their younger kids, & it's not seeing me. Children closer to their teens or already in their teens, I'm great with. they are starting to build ur own life, and don't necessarily need quite as much interaction with both their parents.
Big (odd) deal breaker: if you drive like a doorknob, press Next. Otherwise you risk pushing me into psycho slayer mode. Not pretty!!
What I am NOT looking for (sorry it's lengthy):
1. Hook-ups, NSA, Sport: Press Next. I want a relationship built on something other than hooking up. So if you’re thinking you’ll meet someone, hook up with them, and see where it goes from there – you probably aren’t shopping for a relationship. That’s more like a hook-up with the potential to become an extended hookup.
2. Poly or Open: not my goal – I want someone I can spend time with who has time available for me (not trying to squeeze me in between the other poly/open peeps in their lives).
3. Affairs: Press Next. If you need to be with others in addition to your wife, respect her enough to have an open marriage instead of cheating on her. That’s a big part of Open – to honestly get needs met elsewhere while maintaining the marriage.
4. LDR or occasional when-you-can-fit-me-in: Long distance doesn’t work for me, and I need you to be bodily present enough to actually have an active relationship.
5. Smoker or "Smoker" - I'm a nonsmoker seeking a nonsmoker. Smoking includes the wacky tabacky, too. Occasional use means every now and again, not every day, not every weekend. If it's truly "Occasional", then it doesn't matter.
Dating: if you are out here, chances are you are talking to multiple peeps. Until we both agree on the words “exclusive relationship”, there really aren’t any relationship guidelines for us. After “exclusive” is said, we should work together to define the relationship.
Sorry y'all gotta tilt to look at sideways picks. :-)
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Hair
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
GM Support
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cars, Games, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Coffee shop - too many peeps misrepresent themselves. Plus, it could be a "Hell No" when we saw each other... :~)
I've Always Wanted To Try
zipline - and I'm afraid of falling. lol.
I want to go mudding, too. Been to mud bogs before, but never been in it.
I want to go mudding, too. Been to mud bogs before, but never been in it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Goal In Life Is
make 2014 my healthiest year ever (body, mind, spirit_
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Pop
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Philosophy, Supernatural, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Kickin back with my guy, gaming once in a while...
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Honesty, sense of humor, direct, not a player, looking to improve himself, looking for a partner where we help each other be better peeps.
Speaking of honesty...I am NOT a farmer. I'm seeking a farmer because one of my bff's said farmers are the greatest guys out there. :)
Speaking of honesty...I am NOT a farmer. I'm seeking a farmer because one of my bff's said farmers are the greatest guys out there. :)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
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