I speak fluent sarcasm
Lisalarraine
Salem, Oregon | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Lisa
I Would Describe Myself As
Hi my name is Lisa. I'm 41 years old a mom and grandma.I have enough biological children to run my own baseball or basketball team. How old are the kids You may be asking. Well they're all old enough to butt in and give their opinion. Before I reply to any messages your photograph and bio will be shared with the kids. They are pretty harsh critics so the likelihood of any reply from me is slim to none (I’m sort of joking but kind of serious). I have a subscription to Disney+ so I'm not really a Netflix and chill type of person. I'm more likely to send you a link to virtually watch the Little mermaid with me then to ever except an invitation to go out in public because That would require me to get dressed and look presentable. I wouldn't say I'm a mean person I would just say that sometimes my comments are not very nice though good news is my generally unkind comments are usually pretty funny. My filter is broken (can't find a replacement flux capacitor) so I often say things that are quite offensive. Basically, if I was a business on velp I would have negative stars. Also, l'm overweight, I hate mornings, every other word out of my mouth Is a cuss word, And I can be a bit demanding for attention. There's a lot more negatives for you to learn but I don't wanna ruin all of the fun right out the gate, gotta leave a little bit of mystery.
Now here's the good part, the positive:
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What I am looking for:
Ok this is a difficult question. If I answer honestly I would sound superficial and stuck up. Oh, well better to know the real me. I’m looking for a man. A man’s type of man. Someone who can make decisions and take charge but knows when to let me do the same. You must be a strong individual. Mentally because I am a lot to handle and physically, well, because I am a lot to handle. You have to be super goofy and full of life and still know how to enjoy just being at home. My ideal date/mate needs to be tall preferably over 6 ft. A handsome full beard is a plus. I love tattoos so don’t worry if you have them. You must care for your appearance. You can be rugged and still take pride in yourself. Don’t be a gross drunk or drug addict. I’m ok with smokers.
Now here's the good part, the positive:
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What I am looking for:
Ok this is a difficult question. If I answer honestly I would sound superficial and stuck up. Oh, well better to know the real me. I’m looking for a man. A man’s type of man. Someone who can make decisions and take charge but knows when to let me do the same. You must be a strong individual. Mentally because I am a lot to handle and physically, well, because I am a lot to handle. You have to be super goofy and full of life and still know how to enjoy just being at home. My ideal date/mate needs to be tall preferably over 6 ft. A handsome full beard is a plus. I love tattoos so don’t worry if you have them. You must care for your appearance. You can be rugged and still take pride in yourself. Don’t be a gross drunk or drug addict. I’m ok with smokers.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian