Die Trying or Try Dying
KamperKarl52
New York, New York | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
An independent business owner and farm boi, looking for a girl who doesn't mind looking at the kitchen wall for hours on end. I like a good party, a mouthful of cope, and a jar full of shine. My favorite activity is recruiting for my D&D party, the Soybean Soldiers. Please, I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life, so help me. I will cry sometimes at night, but only at a medium volume.
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Exotic Animal, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes
The Farmer In Me
What kind of tractor do you prefer?
International Harvestor
What does your farm mostly consist of?
Crops
Why is dating a farmer better?
Because I can really work the hoes.
Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?
I own it
How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?
Somewhat
What do you like most about your work?
Talking to the soybeans, they tell me funnie joks
How big is the farm you work on?
300 Acres
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
Subcontractor
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Party Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Partying, Drinking, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Cruising Down the Backroads on My Super B together, and heading through the back forty with a couple shotguns and a jar of shine.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Spooning and watching March of the Penguins with two pairs of socks.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
A Troll
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
To perform a 90 Degree perfect wheelie on my prized tractor.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Philosophy
My Idea Of Fun Is
Shooting things, explosions, parties.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
Someone who can work a kitchen
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter