JordyMichael
Kansas City, Kansas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Arabic, Hebrew, Serbian
I Would Describe Myself As
I"m just a down to earth country boy looking for someone to lay down with in a hayloft. And by hayloft i mean my incredibly hairy body. Please message me oh sweet jesus I sure am lonely hyuck. Hi there! I'm a down to earth country boy and a complete schizophrenic! Do not listen to my hairy friend up there he is a horrible liar I am in fact completely hairless! head to toe smooth as a babies sweet little behind! Please message me it gets so incredibly lonely on this cotton farm.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is
4' 11 (1.5 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Middle Eastern
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Hair
Body Art
Branded, Secret Piercings
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Rodent, I Own A Farm, No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
The Farmer In Me
What kind of tractor do you prefer?
The big red ones
What does your farm mostly consist of?
Livestock
Why is dating a farmer better?
Cant have kids with pigs so white women have to do
Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?
I own it
How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?
Extremely
What do you like most about your work?
Disciplining my "workers"
How big is the farm you work on?
1 Acre
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
"Farmer"
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Pipe
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Bully
My Social Behavior Is
Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Dancing, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, Sleeping, Drinking, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
The woman pays for everything and does not! look me in the eye or speak
I've Always Wanted To Try
Waxing my body
My Friends Describe Me As Being
I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Islam
I Attend Services
Every Day
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
turn the entire united states into one large farm owned by me
My Kind Of Humor Is
I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read
Home & Garden, Religious, I Don't Like Reading, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
I dont have fun. My life is a dreary march towards my grave in which I can only stand by and watch. I also collect seashells on the beach.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Power, Money
What Do You Look For?
Anything that is warm and has a pulse
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Other, Doesnt Matter