I am in love with me tractors

I Would Describe Myself As

The hickiest hick imaginable. I dip alot. my closet gots me boots an jeans an a beltwith the buckle being 5 lbs. I ain't got none them shirts. I like me some muddin and I like dip if I ain't sed that yet. My baby girl she's not a human it's me dip can sculpture. I am very smart. But momma sed I wasnt. I got kicked out skool in 4th grade cause I had me dip. I nevr thot ov comin bak. I like me farm I got my tractor her name's bess. I also got me a dog. Old coon. I don't like them black folks they lisenin to that trash music. Yea that's bout it yee yee.

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