Looking for the goat life 🐐

First name

Mariah

I Can Speak

English, Spanish

I Would Describe Myself As

Hey! Looking for a monogamous long term relationship and to make a future on a farm property. I grew up on a sprawling 42 acre farm in CT and learned how to birth kids at age eight. I now help an aging friend on her goat farm(🐓 Roosters, hens, 🦃 turkeys, turkey hens, horses, pigs, hound dogs, kitties etc.) with birthing, kid wrangling, and professional grade photography for farm promotion. We make goat milk soap, candles, herb and charcoal cheeses, ice cream and are treated to fresh green eggs on the hour. They aren'tgoing to keep the property, and not only am I looking for a companion but to be immersed again in farm life.

Other interests include environment and ocean conservation, philanthropy, fair trade, artisan crafts, history, food to table, tattoos, CT and NYC HxC, punk rock, pubs, 🌿 friendly, antiquing, swap meets, bully breed rescue and therapy dogs, New England falls/ carnivals and fairs, 4H...

I would love to learn metal molding, wood burning, leather work, axe throwing, and burling.

I don't take myself seriously and honestly believe laughter is the best medicine.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Neck

Body Art

Inked All Over

My Hair Is

Platinum

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Part-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Goat wrangler and photographer

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Internet, Games, Travel, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Anything, as long as the conversation is quality and light hearted.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Reggae, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Satire

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Smile, eyes, and a killer sense of humor.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed