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DouClo1

Emporia, Kansas | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name
Douglas
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I thought my opening would be enough but apparently some of you ladies require short power point presentations.
I don’t know what else to say without discussing the world issues. Good and bad. But really, who thinks this texting crap is right? It takes at least a phone conversation. Meeting for a cup or a meal is more helpful and mature. I have not subscribed this yet. Maybe I will this week. Bye for now.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Indian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Branded, Scarred, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Reptile
Willing To Relocate
Yes

The Farmer In Me

What kind of tractor do you prefer?
One that you don’t have to pedal.
What does your farm mostly consist of?
Livestock
Why is dating a farmer better?
You have a reason to be dirty.
Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?
I own it
How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?
Not at all.
What do you like most about your work?
Watch stuff grow.
How big is the farm you work on?
Not to big

Status

My Education Level Is
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is
Head cheese.
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Teachers Pet
My Social Behavior Is
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Dancing, Travel, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Romantic and an event.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Scuba diving.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect

Views

My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
To be the favorite grandpa of my 18 grandkids. I am tied for third right now.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
News, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Documentary, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Latin, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read
Biography, Business, Comic, History, Humor, Philosophy, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is
Watching paint dry.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Money, Boldness, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed