Old Skewl...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Remember back when MTV first came out and actually played music videos? Or how you only had 5 channels? And wads of tinfoil on your antenna and had to stand on one foot just get your TV to come in right? The internet didn't exist yet, a computer was something that NASA had, and the closest thing to a cell phone was that lil communicator thing Captain Kirk had on Star Trek. Beam me up butt muppet...now!!!!! There was no such thing as video games and kids actually "wanted" to go outside and play. Getting us to come home was the actual hard part. Drive-in movies were still a real thing and so was sneaking in your friends in the trunk of your car. If you wanted to go on a date....you actually had to man-up, go talk to a girl, pray you didn't make an idiot out of yourself, and then just hope for the best. What's a dating profile and why does this woman from 3 states away want to meet me? haha...

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

What kind of tractor do you prefer?

John Deere

What does your farm mostly consist of?

Livestock

Why is dating a farmer better?

Because they like the country life and are more down to earth in general.

Do you own a farm or work on someone else's?

I own it

How important is it that your partner is also a farmer?

Not at all.

What do you like most about your work?

I am the ruler of my own destiny

How big is the farm you work on?

30 acres

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Military

My Job Title Is

Retired Soldier / Land Owner

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Learning, Movies, Internet, Games, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, Relaxing

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Something simple at first just to see how it goes.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Riding a giraffe??? That would be hard....

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Republican

My Goal In Life Is

Finish fixing up my house, enjoy being retired now and maybe find somebody to share my life with.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal

When I Read, I Always Read

News, History, Humor, Instructional, Political, Reference, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

Fishing, boating, camping, hiking, target shooting, bonfires, BBQ, occasional road trips, movies....

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Loyalty, honesty, patience and a sense of humor.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Committed