I’m old I got stuff to do! 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

First name

Crissy

I Would Describe Myself As

If you’re looking for a funny sarcastic country granny that can cook, and if you want to live in a stand up comedy show everyday, well then here I am! I talk back too, but if you’re the right one I might actually sit down and be quiet, nah that doesn’t even sound right! I love cars, fishing, football #HTTR, baseball, I love to sing too! My daughter and granddaughters are my everything, I speak fluent sarcasm listed above, as well as a dark sense of humor, and in the gutter, I also speak movie and sing title bc let’s face it you really do have to fight for your right to party! Sooooo yea! Oh and imma fat girl!

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian