thesetwofingers
Bunhole
La Crosse, Wisconsin | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Dutch, Italian, German, Hebrew, Hindi, Japanese, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Tagalog, Turkish, Urdu, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
I have a blowup doll named Irene that currently keeps me company at night. I'm fairly flexible from morning yoga and long evening stretches. I don't have much chest hair, but the doctor says it should grow in any day now! I'm looking for someone who knows how to have a fun time, age doesn't matter to me!
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Black
My Ethnicity Is
African American, Asian, Caucasian, European, Indian, Hispanic/latino, Middle Eastern, Native American, Other
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Student
My Speciality Is
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is
Porn Star
I Make This Much In A Year
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Jock
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Gambling, Learning, Religion / Spirituality, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be
these two fingers
deciding on our kid's names
deciding on our kid's names
I've Always Wanted To Try
sex
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Republican
My Kind Of Humor Is
Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Gospel, Punk, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
boggling *******
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
Gingers, someone who can husk as much corn as me, dark eye makeup, shaven everywhere (especially back hair), a third *****e
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Intimate